Thank You For Stalking...

I’m not an unreasonable person. I realize there are things I say on this website that might be "controversial", "offensive to the elderly", and downright awesome. In fairness to those who might feel the need to express their "feelings" about the topics I cover, good news! I’ve created a forum for you to rant and rave until your heart’s content. It’s a win-win solution for all: you can write me about whatever you want, and I can gleefully laugh while deleting your comments and requests.


Who The Hell Are You?

How Can I Hunt You Down?

What The Hell Do You Want?

You Better Not Waste My Time...