People Worthy Of My Time
Barnesm
An Australian zombie aficionado staying ever-vigilant in his quest to keep the masses at the ready for an outbreak. Though scientists have yet to confirm this theory, I know it to be true: Barnesm is one of the coolest bastards on the planet. My summary of his brilliance cannot match his own:
“By day I am paid as an agent of the government. I have a wife who toils in a never ending conflict against ignorance, despair & destruction, usually mine. We have a son, nine years old who I wanted to name 'the weapon against society' thou wiser heads prevailed. Together we dwell on the outskirts of Melbourne - waiting, watching, prepared.”Dirk Flinthart
An American living in Australia, Mr. Dirk Flinthart is himself a published author and family man. Though a great writer, he also hails originally from Ohio. That’s strike one.
Fritz The Bootlegger
An Atlanta-based businessman little is known about other than his German heritage, vast knowledge of beers, and the fact soccer matches turn him on. Debating the man is fun but I don’t pester him too much – his being a Chicago Bears fan is punishment enough.
Heidi Germanaus
Another writer residing in Atlanta, Mrs. Germanaus came to my attention after stumbling upon a post at my old blogging grounds. My army keeps growing.
Intelliwench
Looking for skilled and amusing tales from the heart of Tennessee but don’t want Dolly Parton’s breasts blocking your computer monitor like pop-up ads? Intelliwench is your girl.
The Jabberwock Files
To keep his sanity while fighting his way through medical school, my best friend keeps a journal of his favorite utterings by his med school friends.
JadedJ
Perhaps the most talented man in the blogosphere, this writer is the modern day Renaissance man, having been a museum curator and also a Vietnam veteran. He held off the Tet Offensive with merely a paintbrush.
Jennicki
The sister of the Pantsless Ponderer, Jennicki is an aspiring writer who has won the affection of Australia despite not knowing the country to be a commonwealth.
Lou
The coolest mother in New Zealand. If my influence was as far-reaching as my ego I’d have her dating a member of the Flight of the Conchords. Oh, hell, she could nab them both.
Mandazoid
One of the most gifted writers I know, my girlfriend is. This website wouldn’t exist without her help and infinite patience. Also, she lets me do stuff physical in nature.
Punch
A music guru living in Florida. If you want to hear good stuff, travel here.
YsambartCourtin
An Australian that loves “The Simpsons.” Really, those are the only two things you need to know if you’re wondering whether or not he’s funny.
The. Best. Comedian. Ever.
Growing up I tore through comedies at an unhealthy level, constantly staying tuned into Comedy Central – even at its infancy – and buying every comedy movie and album I could get my greedy hands on. Below is the link to a hometown hero, fellow alum and best comedian in the United States.Stephen Lynch
